DadTherapySwapOrImMute | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8161
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8787
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2979	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	1072

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Villages Defended:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1410
Star Shards Collected:	101	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.