DadTherapySwapOrImMute | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	11
Potions Brewed:	64	Towns Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Items Found:	1715
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ores Mined:	3836
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	139
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1599
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Animals Bred:	68	Magic Items Found:	5526
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	172
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2921	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Villages Defended:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6874
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).