DadTherapySwapOrImMute | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	939	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4217
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Potions Brewed:	169
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Animals Bred:	169	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	8406

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mines Excavated:	1668	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Towns Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	55
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7996	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!