DadTherapySwapOrImMute | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Faceland

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Faceland is a survival server with an RPG twist! As you kill monsters you level up and grow stronger, gaining statpoints and awesome gear! The farther you you explore, the tougher the monsters get, and the greater the rewards become!

Join us at PLAY.FACE.LAND , or visit our website, https://www.face.land !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JumpCraft Parkour

Creative, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

JumpCraft is the largest US network that is dedicated to parkour. There are over 800+ courses on the server with new ones being added every day. Rankup, earn perks and build up your parkour skills on this server! Hope to see you there!

Jumpcraft Survival

Jumpcraft Parkour 700+ Parkour Maps Challenge Maps and Rewards 12+ Rankup Courses Designer World Dropper Maps 4 Difficulties Practice Server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotatoCraft

New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6879	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LotsOGames Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival

LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7198	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Horizon RPG

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HorizonRPG 1.18.2

Dungeons McMMO Quests Elite Mobs Trading Land Claims

IP: play.horizonrpg.net

Welcome to the future of gaming, we innovate Minecraft to the next level.

Join up now to be able to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, complete dungeons with friends take over the server and build a kingdom.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Deepslate

Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Calzones Quarry

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Created by Minecraft players, for Minecraft players. with years of experience and knowledge I bring you the masterpiece that is this server. With a small host of classic plugins and a little elbow grease I nurtured life into this playground. Now I extend this invitation to join and be apart of a sparking community. See you soon!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TKCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

From 1.19.4 to 1.20.X | [TK]Craft IP: tekaz.net

SurvivalOP is a modality where you will find custom biomes, custom villages, custom items, ranks, economy, pvp, custom bosses, trade, clans and many more!

Discord: https://discord.gg/wwQuNAsF5w

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ferox Reborn

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Do you remember of Ferox, the friendly, non grief survival based server ? It is back! If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GHOST.lv SMP

Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

-Nice Spawn – PVP Arena – RTP – NPCs – Creates – Skills – Auction – Coin Shop – Bank – Claimland – Parkour – Sky Battle – Survival SMP server –

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JiggyCraft

Survival

[1.20+] JiggyCraft is one of the Greatest Streamer networks in the world with the most popular game modes! With over a decade of games you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • MiniGames• and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Michael Nugg Smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A very fun smp to play it has many custom recipes and events.It has dungeons,jobs and economy. Join Michael nug smp and have fun.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mines Excavated:	3469
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mystical Network

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft network server established in the Philippines, aiming to create an Asian Network server, to create a fun, peaceful, fair gameplay experience, and social community engagement!

And we 100% preserve your progress, we treasure your dedication to playing here, as part of making our history in this server!

In Mystical Network? We value our players 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Snorlex

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

hey there everyone, Snorlex will be back and running this thursday 25th of January. If you guys would like to play along side us, come and join our discord for more news :). Yes this is a full reset except for house builds that players have built in the town as they are permanent, same with new upcoming players if you build your houses there as long as you’re active your builds will be permanent. We welcome everybody, we have a lot of events coming up during the first week of release so make sure to come and join!

Here are some sneak peaks of some new contents/buildings in our pixelmon

Server is essentially non-pay to win other than our ranks. We dont sell any pokemons, we do have pokemon crates but they are only obtainable through, tournaments/events!

Other than the ranks we do sell cosmetics for your characters to support our server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ZRGCloud

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

we have 10 ranks buyable with in-game currency, We offer just 2 ranks to be bought real money.* Player-Warps – Set your own Warp * Player Particles – Create your own custom Particles * Core Arena – Fight waves of mobs and earn rewards * Player-Shops – Create your sweet dream shop * Spawner-Collectors – Lets see how OP you are! * Jobs – Select your job today, Master it…. * Grief-Prevention – Protect your land today! * Rank-up – Can you get up to RANK GOD… * Quick-Shop – Easy to create your own today.. * Mob-To-Eggs – What is your Favorite Creature? * Resource Worlds – No need to reset the main world or end or nether. Only the Resource Worlds. * So much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.