DadTherapySwapOrImMute | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Animals Bred:	132
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	4647	Enchantments Applied:	199
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	996
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7937	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.