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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 202 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
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