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NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3821	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	184	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Animals Bred:	51
Void Armor Forged:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cherrys Land

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Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Buildings Constructed:	49
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2