🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found: 1864 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Zombie Dances: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 142 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
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    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Farms Harvested: 838
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 170
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Crops Grown: 6988 New Chunks Explored: 323669
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ores Mined: 2332

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 115

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Magic Items Found: 1078 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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