Dad’sDineTime | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Polyglot

Communication, cultural exchange, Fluency, language acquisition, language acquisition benefits, language barrier, language development, language diversity, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic skills, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot

Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3387

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

StarveCraft: No Food Zone

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Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

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join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Chilaxx G-Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Filipino Community Voice channels Worldwide Fun Compatriots Friendly Server Join now Gaming Online Adventure Roleplay Multiplayer Survival Build Explore Creative Competitive Skins, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Best Filipino server!

We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

Compatriots! Here is fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

Achievements, Adventurer, Avoiding, awkward, Builder, CelestialCraft, Community, Conversations, Custom Items, death, Die, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, Magic Carpets, Monster Slaying, Player Shops, Quests, Rankup System, Redstone, Server Legend, smp, Space, StarShards, Survival, TAXES

CelestialCraft Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Custom Achievements
Magic Carpets
Custom Events
StarShards Currency
Rankup System
Player Shops
Grief Prevention
PvP
Mature Community

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on this server?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
How can I earn StarShards currency?	Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
Are there age restrictions on the server?	CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

Anime, battle, destiny, Hero, Itachi, legend, Madara, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, Narutos, ninja, power, Protagonist, Redemption, sacrifice, Sasuke, Server, Shinobi, Story, uchiha clan, Villain, War

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Potions Brewed:	145	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.

Why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a target extraction of [Faust] ID & E.G.O. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will.

And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.

Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	452
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StolenGifts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Animals Bred:	181	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoBabysitNoCraft

AITAH, ambulance, babysit, Boundaries, concussion, Help, inconvenient, Kindy, Manipulation, Migraine, Neighbour, NoBabysitNoCraft, older mum, refusal, Respect, short notice, spoilt child, Understanding, unwanted responsibility, wailing child

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, autonomous vehicles, biotechnology, clean energy, Excited4Tech, gene editing, Internet of Things, machine learning, medical advancements, Minecraft, nanotechnology, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancement, smart cities, smp, space exploration, technological advancement, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Star Shards Collected:	235	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

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so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Boxed Cat Chaos

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So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	5214
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Paradise Network

Prison

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Nikashi SMP

Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Community, creative builder, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, friendly community, game modes, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nikashi SMP, pocket edition, Server, Survival

Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.