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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5289 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.