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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2290 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.