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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 831 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.