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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5144 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.