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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9036 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 68 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.