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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6156 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.