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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9981 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.