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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2130 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 260 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.