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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5446 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Ores Mined: | 3107 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.