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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2448 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.