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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2217 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.