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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1624 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 3935 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.