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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3069 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 262 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.