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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7106 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.