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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 775 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 6495 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 697488 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.