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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4872 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Magic Items Found: | 8902 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 267 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.