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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5544 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.