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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6055 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.