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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7775 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 193 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
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