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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9352 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2416 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7166 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
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