DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1415	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Emeralds Found:	4447	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5520
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2663
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Votes:	3163
Buildings Constructed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	1344
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7123
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Votes:	5768	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Animals Bred:	93	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5266	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com