DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8779
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Potions Brewed:	137	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	4260
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Votes:	8377	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6409
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	8307
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Votes:	5772	Mines Excavated:	1622
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crops Grown:	6163	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	5608	Chimeras Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf