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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3878 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 148 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!
So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!