Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
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