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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9228 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 147457 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 7655 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.
Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.
On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!
