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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4097 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 3209 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.
On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!