Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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