come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.
plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.
so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!
WE’VE GOT SO MANY SPECIES THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN AMAZEMENT. NATIONAL PARKS? PFFT, WE DON’T NEED ‘EM. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A GIANT SAFARI PARK WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH ANIMALS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.
SO IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT AND HELP SAVE ENDANGERED MAMMALS AT THE SAME TIME, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A RARE SPECIES OF MINECRAFT PANDA. 😉🐼🌴🌺🌿
| Modpack | A carefully curated pack with RPG elements, bosses, skill trees, and party-wide questlines. |
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| Dedicated Server | No downtime, just pure adventure on our 24/7 server. |
| Focus | A mix of survival, roleplay, and collaborative gameplay. |
| Events & Storytelling | Community-driven lore, roleplay opportunities, and admin-led events. |
| Immersive Gameplay | Custom content and surprises to keep the experience fresh. |
| Microphone required | We use proximity and voice chat for a more immersive experience. |
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| Stream-friendly | Some members stream, so be comfortable appearing in content. |
| Vetting Process | Join our vetting server to help us build a positive, high-quality community. |
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