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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7424 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).
Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).
