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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 111 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1688 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
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