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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7403 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9387 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about that argument with your wife over daycare costs. Who needs expensive childcare when you can spend all day building virtual castles and fighting off creepers?
Plus, on our server, no one will judge you for prioritizing pixelated adventures over real-life responsibilities. So come join us and leave your guilt at the door – after all, in Minecraft, you can always respawn!