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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3686 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!