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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4804 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!