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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1204 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!