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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 793 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1971 |
Star Shards Collected: | 223 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 2698 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!