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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3412 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4339 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!