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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1850 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 779 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!