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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7145 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 478 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!