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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9691 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3722 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!