DadBodBabyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a new escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s dad and his young new wife.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family drama, create outrageous storylines, and even start a virtual baby boom if you so desire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where tough love is necessary, just like in the story above.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8403	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Emeralds Found:	2181	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	170	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8879

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	New Chunks Explored:	863592
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.