DadBodBabyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a new escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s dad and his young new wife.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family drama, create outrageous storylines, and even start a virtual baby boom if you so desire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where tough love is necessary, just like in the story above.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	615
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Enchantments Applied:	217
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Animals Bred:	150
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8123

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4516
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Farms Harvested:	189
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	4631

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2357
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	83
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.